"Of course, I only wear a hat when I'm smoking!" Now, now. Come, come. Smoking at your age - you should be ashamed of yourself! Oh, I see. You're not smoking, only pretending. Well, that's better. It just goes to show what a clever little dog you are. But, what's that .you say You're not pretending! Could I give you a match to light your pipe Most certainly not. Tch! Tch! Smoking at your age! Oh smoking, only pretending Well that just goes to show what a clever ***** What's that You're not prentending ***** you a light Most certainly *****. March 16, 1953.